So it would seem The Beej got taken off the NSP website? Luckily for me, I literally never close tabs, so it was still open when I found out. Hence, I have screencapped, in its entirety;
The Beej, by Professor Ninja Brian Wecht
I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.
I..have no idea what to say
I am so jealous of the username sweet-toast-head.
! - exclamation points are often used as a shorthand when assigning something - usually a character in fanfiction - to a broad category. A person complaining about an author’s characterization of Professor Snape might say that they dislike stories featuring “warmfuzzy!Snape” and prefer those with “darkhero!Snape”. Fans who read a lot of Harry Potter fanfiction featuring Professor Snape will be familiar with the ways his character is typically treated, so saying “warmfuzzy!Snape” suggests to them an entire category of personality trains that are generally assigned to the Professor together. This shorthand is also used to differentiate between versions of characters from different incarnations of a story: a discussion on a Fruits Basket messageboard might debate the differences between “manga!Akito” and “anime!Akito”, this being quicker to type than “Akito as characterized in the manga” and “Akito as characterized in the anime.”
Listen, I don’t ship destiel, but….
"She tied me up where Angels fall,
She made me deaf to all your calls,
And from my lips she drew our Hallelujah”
…is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard
"i don’t ship destiel, but"