infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK

infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK

utautane:

pecancat:

Is this a Loss edit

no its troll science get your memes straight


I am so sending this to my boyfriend, who teaches a forklift training course.

utautane:

pecancat:

Is this a Loss edit

no its troll science get your memes straight

I am so sending this to my boyfriend, who teaches a forklift training course.

squid-ichorous:


debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

theamazingindi:

'You need to read YOUR manga dude!' replied william shatner 

sosungalittleclodofclay:

wait would that actually work

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

spoopydut:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god


IT GOT BETTER

spoopydut:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

IT GOT BETTER

1o17:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet

My boyfriend, everyone. We’re both smooth like crunchy peanut butter.

My boyfriend, everyone. We’re both smooth like crunchy peanut butter.