life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
Was I really just reading about how autism is caused by bouncy castles? I was just reading about how autism is caused by bouncy castles.
Well, I do love bouncy castles.
(is there a link to this? I’m…
This reminds me of the XKCD where he looks at inflammatory claims like this and ends up using faulty logic to prove that not only do cell phones not cause cancer, but cancer causes cell phones.
Playing a Bethesda game like
I can’t stop laughing
Isn’t there something about the levels of fandom? Signs that you’re at the various levels of being in a fandom? I think I’ve reached the level of shipping two characters of the same gender from two unrelated series. I’ve been writing a lot of Leon x Dean lately. I can’t stop them, I put them together, and their collective sass just cranks up the sexual tension and before I know it, they’re fucking. I can’t help it!